I was on a plane once with the Dalai Lama and everyone was just boarding. We were flying out of Tasmania so there was no first class, but maybe he doesn’t fly first class anyway (would be a bit hypocritical). Anyway, it turns out that we had to go past each other in the center isle. He walked towards me and i was thinking “which side am I going to present to him. I can’t face my ass toward the DL”. So I present my front. Then the DL presents his ass and as we cross paths my wang grazes along his ass.
TL;DR: I went dick-to-ass with the Dalai Lama.
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