Docile Animal

21:04 25th Jan 2012

Notes: 755

thedailywhat:

Promising The Moon of the Day: On Florida’s Space Coast today, GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made perhaps the most grandiose promise of any candidate since JFK: A permanent American moon base by the end of his second term.
“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American,” Gingrich told a rapt audience, which responded with a standing ovation.
“We clearly have the capacity that Chinese and the Russians will never come anywhere close to us,” Gingrich said, adding that he also plans to push for the development of propulsion technology capable of getting a man to Mars.
The initiatives would be a joint public-private endeavor, he noted.
Gingrich immediately followed up his grandiose promises by saying that he believes Americans “are instinctively grandiose.” This, too, got a standing ovation.
[politico / @alexNBCNews / photo: floridatoday.]

hahahahahahaahahahahha wtf.

Promising The Moon of the Day: On Florida’s Space Coast today, GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made perhaps the most grandiose promise of any candidate since JFK: A permanent American moon base by the end of his second term.

“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American,” Gingrich told a rapt audience, which responded with a standing ovation.

“We clearly have the capacity that Chinese and the Russians will never come anywhere close to us,” Gingrich said, adding that he also plans to push for the development of propulsion technology capable of getting a man to Mars.

The initiatives would be a joint public-private endeavor, he noted.

Gingrich immediately followed up his grandiose promises by saying that he believes Americans “are instinctively grandiose.” This, too, got a standing ovation.

[politico / @alexNBCNews / photo: floridatoday.]

hahahahahahaahahahahha wtf.

01:39

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Reblogged from tokimonstamusic

tokimonstamusic:

a little chinese boy in China who has crystal blue eyes and can see in the dark. whao.

MUTANTS! PREPARE FOR THE NEXT STEP IN EVOLUTION. CAT EYES!!!

17:24 21st Jan 2012

Notes: 21

Reblogged from atheistmarco

atheistmarco:

We should love everyone we are all human beings, love and kindness goes a long way for the betterment of everyone’s way of life. Don’t preach hate preach love and peace.

(Source: charfy)

“My most darling dearest best son in de woild. I am sure that you are having a great day thinking always about how great a father I am and all. And since you, my most intelligent and gloriously brave son, will do almost anything for me, from defending my honor , pikin’ my toenails, building fences( to keep the pilgrim hordes out) and weed eating, I am going to ask you for one more microscopic, molecular task…I need you to put my new email address on my bussiness cards. I am going to order new ones but need my email address changed. I think that the program to do it is on Photoshop, but I am not sure. So I have attached the files. I tried to get Blah to do it a while ago. I went on your mom’s mac and still couldn’t figure it out. If you can’t maybe you can get somebody to do it, one of your biddies or sumpin’. It will be greatly appreciated and I am sure that the sprit of generosity and humility will greatly elevate your holiness to the highest place in the apartment. God bless you my dearest, from His holiness, Gran Jefe’ mas chingon de Yankeee Hill, and hereditary chief papa… Ikoshy “

This is genius, I know where I get my humor from…